Amber Medland Amber Medland lives in Brixton. Her debut novel, WILD PETS, will be published by Faber & Faber in July. She is represented by Emma Paterson at Aitken Alexander Associates.

Mr Blythe Esq. | FICTION

Amber Medland

Typing I   Today my boss handed me an envelope, then a stamp, and told me to lick it. My online therapist, Susan, says that my inability to set appropriate boundaries indicates low self-confidence. I am convinced that Susan is a bot. I reply: I do not have low self-esteem. What I have is impeccable manners. Julie and I used to live together. She wants me to get a real...